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"Best Sex I've Ever Had"....

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, Mar 8, 2013.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Sofía Vergara inadvertantly weighs in with the poster for her upcoming movie.

    Machine-gun boobies seem just a bit unfair. It's like a machine gun that first hypnotizes you and draws all the blood from your body elsewhere. ... and then pumps you full of bullets. If these things were a reality, I suspect more people would want to outlaw guns. Anyhow. ..

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  2. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

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  3. SoCalScribe

    SoCalScribe Member

    I'm actually fascinated by the use of four different serrated knives. What compels you to pick up and put down, pick up and put down, when you already had the same instrument in your hands to begin with?
     
  4. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Blade dulling?
     
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Any true psycho chooses the correct tool for each task.
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think she may be carrying an extra dark passenger or two.
     
  7. Mark2010

    Mark2010 Active Member

    Only if they are a 6 or higher.
     
  8. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Awesome! I love the first Machete flick! Just campy as hell!
     
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  9. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    Okay, THAT was funny.
     
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  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty New Member

    carry on ... with the conversation, i hope.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If boobs were outlawed ....
     
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  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    You think that was great, wait for the makeup sex. That'll be nuclear.
     
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