"Best Sex I've Ever Had"....

Well, if you include hacking your boyfriend with a machete.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/2013/03/08/girlfriend-gets-five-years-in-prison-for-brutal-attack-on-edmonton-boyfriend

Poor bastard



And here's the delightful girlfriend. Is she a 6?



Once officers got into the home, they saw blood on the floor and walls and heard a moaning voice from upstairs. Coumont was found lying on the floor, naked and nearly unconscious, and was “writhing in pain and pleading for help.” The room was “completely soaked” in blood and there were four serrated steak knives covered in blood.

Coumont also asked “why would she do this to me?”

After Martin was arrested, she called Coumont’s friend and told him “things went crazy.” She also told him to tell Coumont that “it was the best sex she ever had.”

 

666

 

I was all set to congratulate HC.

 

She also read out a statement from Martin in which she writes she now realizes how “messed up” her lifestyle was and says she never wants to get into that again.

“I hate myself for my actions that day,” said Martin, adding she is a “compassionate” person and doesn’t want to be defined by what she did that night.


Hey, she didn't mean it. C'mon, judge.

 

Again, you need a damn safe word! Doesn't anybody ever learn?

 

Yeah, but every time he tried to scream the safe word, it came out as "Pussycat."

 

As that old crooner, Rod Stewart, sang: "The first cut is the deepest..."

 

#POY13#endofthread

 

Omar cumming.

 

Jesus, it's a small wonder she didn't cut off his dick.

 

Maybe because it was a small wonder

 

RickStain would.