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"Best Sex I've Ever Had"....

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, Mar 8, 2013.

  1. JR

    JR Active Member

    Well, if you include hacking your boyfriend with a machete.

    http://www.edmontonsun.com/2013/03/08/girlfriend-gets-five-years-in-prison-for-brutal-attack-on-edmonton-boyfriend

    Poor bastard

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    And here's the delightful girlfriend. Is she a 6?

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    Once officers got into the home, they saw blood on the floor and walls and heard a moaning voice from upstairs. Coumont was found lying on the floor, naked and nearly unconscious, and was “writhing in pain and pleading for help.” The room was “completely soaked” in blood and there were four serrated steak knives covered in blood.

    Coumont also asked “why would she do this to me?”

    After Martin was arrested, she called Coumont’s friend and told him “things went crazy.” She also told him to tell Coumont that “it was the best sex she ever had.”
     
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  2. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

  3. Norrin Radd

    Norrin Radd New Member

    I was all set to congratulate HC.
     
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    She also read out a statement from Martin in which she writes she now realizes how “messed up” her lifestyle was and says she never wants to get into that again.

    “I hate myself for my actions that day,” said Martin, adding she is a “compassionate” person and doesn’t want to be defined by what she did that night.



    Hey, she didn't mean it. C'mon, judge.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Again, you need a damn safe word! Doesn't anybody ever learn?
     
  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but every time he tried to scream the safe word, it came out as "Pussycat."
     
  7. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    As that old crooner, Rod Stewart, sang: "The first cut is the deepest..."
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    #POY13#endofthread
     
  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Omar cumming.
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Jesus, it's a small wonder she didn't cut off his dick.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Maybe because it was a small wonder
     
  12. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    RickStain would.
     
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