Best SEC beat writer

There's probably a few shops down there where you've got a contender for both titles.

 

But David B. FAY is at the wrong end of that deal. Doof. And you cheated your precious Rules on SEVERAL occasions last Friday -- only to gag when the dinero was on the line.

rb

 

INACCURACY! We followed The Rules almost to a tee, the lone exception being playing the OB stakes as lateral hazards. Didn't want to piss off the DA behind us, ya know. I think you may have taken advantage of that bend, too, pal.

We can agree that a certain SJ-er took advantage of it OFTEN.

 

Following "almost to a tee" equals "automatic DQ" in the eyes of those sitting by the fire in Far Hills, N.J.

I was merely echoing the faint sound of trombone coming from the other cart when I took my lone lateral drop. The SJ-er in question -- an effin' stud in his own mind who surely can't figure out how he hasn't gotten his name onto this thread yet -- indeed took advantage of the local ruling as often as he botches the ethnicities of Podunk U. assistant coaches.

rb

 

Podunk U or Podunk State U.?

 

The University of Podunk.

rb

 

Let's settle this thread ONCE AND FOR ALL at this week's SEC Tournament Hoover. Whaddya say?

Arm wrestling? Dr Pepper drinking contests?

 

I thought it was settled at the Hanceganistan Days Inn...

But... cargo shorts at 30 paces....

 

Hair-product application at 10 paces?

rb

 

I will quaff more Dr Pepper than anyone at this week's events. I will take on all comers.

 

All Amurica will be reeel proud of you, boh...

 

I'm impressed by the constraint shown by our Acadian contingent.