Best man etiquette

If the groom elects to have his bachelor party at a go-cart track, it is poor form for the best man to put him into the wall as a result of hanging on to the inside groove at all costs.

More traditionally, the best man collects the money that is paid to the preacher and gives it to him so that the groom is not directly involved in the transaction (other than footing the bill of course). He also arranges for all rented tuxedos to be returned.

 

Always quote Andrew Dice Clay during the toast.

 

"Hickory dickory dock, the bride was sucking my cock OHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

A best man is the one who should say, "Hey, you better try on your suit before you get to the chapel. You wouldn't want to find out 30 minutes before the ceremony that the cleaners gave you one belonging to an NFL defensive lineman."

 

Old joke ...

 

Glad I wasn't the only one. I took it to mean that she was a bit uptight, but I wish Jay would drop by to clear this up.

 

He's being anal about telling us the story.

 

I'm still confused. Are there naked chicks at these parties, or not?

 

Having been through this myself less than a year ago, I humbly offer:

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1867012/

 

There are plenty of women, some of whom may be scantily clad, but no peelers.

At least, I haven't been fortunate to attend such a party.

 

Is that where they park the zamboni?

 

Isn't "park the Zamboni" a Canuckistan euphemism for sexual intercourse?

"From the very first time I saw her, I knew I wanted to park the Zamboni in her rink."