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Best letter to the editor ever

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    P.S. I've also been getting calls and e-mails from some of the ladies who were in the crowd that night. I guess that part makes it worth it.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Kid should have made an addition to this line:

    My grades will drop tremendously now that I am out of school...

    ...but not as much as my pants the other night! LOL! Suckas!
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    P.S. Who is this sportschick person? And why is she sending me her digits?
  5. ballscribe

    ballscribe Active Member

    Clearly, the Man got to him.
  6. GimpyScribe

    GimpyScribe Member

    I think Tim Hardaway wrote this kid's apology.
  7. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Time to flood the comments section.
    Release the SportsJournalists.com hounds.
    I'll go first...
  8. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    The Neosho Daily Scuttlebutt-Picayune doesn't allow for insta-posts. Turns out they have to be read first. If mine doesn't make it there, here it is:
    Dearest Scott
    I'd like to salute you for your bravery. To expose yourself to the piercing gaze of an entire community shows that you are a big man, a large man who is confident in his, umm, physical tools.
    One can only hope it wasn't cold in the gym that night.

  9. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    Is it me, or does 10 days suspension seem a bit excessive?
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No way. If you don't suspend him for at least that long, every Tom, Dick and Hairy Ass is going to streak at the next game.

    I would have expelled his ass, just for being stupid.
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Nice, but a distant second to:

    In 1897, Virginia O'Hanlon wrote to The New York Sun:

    “Dear Editor: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, ‘If you see it in the Sun, it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth. Is there a Santa Claus?”
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Great letter to the editor, but even better is the post by "Potential Employee" :

    "This kid has a lot of confidence and a sense of humor. Most of my employees have neither. Scott, look me up when you graduate. "
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