Best letter to the editor ever

http://www.neoshodailynews.com/articles/2007/02/10/opinions/02letter.txt

 

P.S. I've also been getting calls and e-mails from some of the ladies who were in the crowd that night. I guess that part makes it worth it.

 

Kid should have made an addition to this line:

My grades will drop tremendously now that I am out of school...

...but not as much as my pants the other night! LOL! Suckas!

 

P.S. Who is this sportschick person? And why is she sending me her digits?

 

Clearly, the Man got to him.

 

I think Tim Hardaway wrote this kid's apology.

 

Time to flood the comments section.
Release the SportsJournalists.com hounds.
I'll go first...

 

The Neosho Daily Scuttlebutt-Picayune doesn't allow for insta-posts. Turns out they have to be read first. If mine doesn't make it there, here it is:
Dearest Scott
I'd like to salute you for your bravery. To expose yourself to the piercing gaze of an entire community shows that you are a big man, a large man who is confident in his, umm, physical tools.
One can only hope it wasn't cold in the gym that night.

Best
Jay

 

Is it me, or does 10 days suspension seem a bit excessive?

 

No way. If you don't suspend him for at least that long, every Tom, Dick and Hairy Ass is going to streak at the next game.

I would have expelled his ass, just for being stupid.

 

Nice, but a distant second to:

In 1897, Virginia O'Hanlon wrote to The New York Sun:

“Dear Editor: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, ‘If you see it in the Sun, it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth. Is there a Santa Claus?”

 

Great letter to the editor, but even better is the post by "Potential Employee" :


"This kid has a lot of confidence and a sense of humor. Most of my employees have neither. Scott, look me up when you graduate. "