Best fantasy team names?

I have had team names so calculatedly awful that I would not mention them here.

 

My best team name was from a football league last year: the Vestal Virginians. For baseball I go down the list of blernsball team names -- New New York Mets last year, Boston Poindexters this year.

Favorite was one a friend came up with for his basketball team: the Allentown Iversons.

 

Grandparent Sex.

 

Ed Gein and the Human Furniture

 

Now that's terrible.

 

In high school I was in a band called the Janitors of Anarchy and I've used that name - with little success - on occasion.

 

In honor of that story posted last week about the dude who cut off his penis in a European pizza shop, one of my team names is now Severed Willies.

I've also used the Springfield Isotopes and Lawrence of a Labia. There are others, but none are coming up off the top of my head right now.

 

Botched Circumcision

Conspicuous Bulge

Furtive Grimace

Skid Markus

Jabba the Putz

Chastity's Blunder

Boubecar's Owie

 

The Penis Mightiers

"You're sittin' on a gold mine there, Trebek!"

 

A buddy of mine named his fantasy baseball team Air Lidle.

 

That's just tasteless.

 

My fantasy baseball team is called the Rockford Peachez.