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Best fantasy team names?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I have had team names so calculatedly awful that I would not mention them here.
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    My best team name was from a football league last year: the Vestal Virginians. For baseball I go down the list of blernsball team names -- New New York Mets last year, Boston Poindexters this year.

    Favorite was one a friend came up with for his basketball team: the Allentown Iversons.
  3. sheos

    sheos Member

    Grandparent Sex.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ed Gein and the Human Furniture
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Now that's terrible.
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    In high school I was in a band called the Janitors of Anarchy and I've used that name - with little success - on occasion.
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    In honor of that story posted last week about the dude who cut off his penis in a European pizza shop, one of my team names is now Severed Willies.

    I've also used the Springfield Isotopes and Lawrence of a Labia. There are others, but none are coming up off the top of my head right now.
  8. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    Botched Circumcision

    Conspicuous Bulge

    Furtive Grimace

    Skid Markus

    Jabba the Putz

    Chastity's Blunder

    Boubecar's Owie
  9. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    The Penis Mightiers

    "You're sittin' on a gold mine there, Trebek!"
  10. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    A buddy of mine named his fantasy baseball team Air Lidle.
  11. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    That's just tasteless.
  12. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    My fantasy baseball team is called the Rockford Peachez.
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