Best fantasy team names?

My Charmionship Survivor Football pick set name was:

Paris Hilton's Ass Goiter

 

In my fantasy football keeper league I have Chad Johnson and Andre Johnson.
My team name is Double Penetration.

I have the second overall pick this year. I'm thinking about taking Calvin Johnson, although Adrian Peterson also would keep the trend going.

 

Jesus Christ Superstars

 

Honey Nut Ichiros

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Rat Batsters

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Meat Helmets (which I've used often)

 

I am partial to Swift Boats Vets for Midget Porn

 

Guy I'm in a baseball pool with drafted Dan Uggla: Yo Momma's Uggla
I drafted Chase Utley: Yo Daddy's Utley Too

 

I've always had good luck the the Bull Durham allusion Fascist Strikeouts.

 

Bowing to Randy Moss, The Cash Money Homeys.

 

DVDA

 

Except for the period of time of the Kobe Bryant/sexual assault saga, which I named my team the "Cordillera Spa Whores" ... I'm usually always DaGimpyPimps

 

I'm not saying it's funny to point out the physical blemishes of others, but it's easier when they make a shitload of money, so I'll admit that I laughed my ass off when I played in a football league with team names "Frank Beamer's Face Thingy" and "Drew Brees's Face Thingy."

 

Bukkake Bomb Squad

Vibe Raiders