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Best fantasy team names?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest


    This Deadspin story -- and the hysterical comments following it -- got me thinking.

    What's the most creative, most crude-in-a-hilarious-way fantasy team names you've come across?

    One of the comments told of a league that required the team names to be a famous person followed by a body part that rhymed. Hence, Mike Vick's dick, Curtis Enis' penis and Hilary Duff's Muff all joined.

  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    My Nascar fantasy team is called the France ticklers
  3. My fantasy team was called The Lennon Sisters.
    But that was a long time ago.
  4. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Halle Berry
    Elle MacPherson
    Scarlett Johansson

    I'd play with that team in my dreams.
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    I think about 3 of us got that F_B.

    Holy shit you are old!
  6. Rough Mix

    Rough Mix Guest


    Janet was the cute one.
  7. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    My main team's name WAS the Cleveland Steamers. That changed after an 0-3 (soon to be 0-4) start. Now it's back to the boring La Salle Coholics.
  8. spnited

    spnited Active Member

  9. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    A-Rod up your Pujols
  10. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Simon_Cowbell's Golden Rules
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Guy I work with is called "Ash" for short.
    In an annual home run pool, Ash always made sure to get Jim Thome, to the point that every year he selected him, Ash would say, "That's the seventh straight year I've had Jim Thome."

    A few years ago, I picked up Thome before Ash could make it eight straight, or whatever.

    Team name: Ash's Jimmy
  12. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Buddy in college named his team Todd Van Poppel's House Party. I still don't know what it means, but I still laugh my ass off about it.
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