Best fantasy team names?

http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/espn-is-watching-you-and-your-filthy-mouth-255136.php

This Deadspin story -- and the hysterical comments following it -- got me thinking.

What's the most creative, most crude-in-a-hilarious-way fantasy team names you've come across?

One of the comments told of a league that required the team names to be a famous person followed by a body part that rhymed. Hence, Mike Vick's dick, Curtis Enis' penis and Hilary Duff's Muff all joined.

Awesome.

 

My Nascar fantasy team is called the France ticklers

 

My fantasy team was called The Lennon Sisters.
But that was a long time ago.

 

Halle Berry
Elle MacPherson
Scarlett Johansson


I'd play with that team in my dreams.

 

I think about 3 of us got that F_B.

Holy shit you are old!

 

4

Janet was the cute one.

 

My main team's name WAS the Cleveland Steamers. That changed after an 0-3 (soon to be 0-4) start. Now it's back to the boring La Salle Coholics.

 

Agreed.

 

A-Rod up your Pujols

 

Simon_Cowbell's Golden Rules

 

Guy I work with is called "Ash" for short.
In an annual home run pool, Ash always made sure to get Jim Thome, to the point that every year he selected him, Ash would say, "That's the seventh straight year I've had Jim Thome."

A few years ago, I picked up Thome before Ash could make it eight straight, or whatever.

Team name: Ash's Jimmy

 

Buddy in college named his team Todd Van Poppel's House Party. I still don't know what it means, but I still laugh my ass off about it.