Best computer for downloading porn?

Petty: much appreciated. You didn't owe me anything, but thank you. Great idea on the buying it for a student tip.

 

Be sure you sign up for Adult Check and find some good porn Webrings.

Oops, I'm not in 1998. Never mind.

 

So we can't Google "Malamute sex" or "Ginger bear."
What CAN we Google?

 

'2 Girls 1 Cup'?

 

Do not Google "hippopotamus eiffel tower." I was just looking for my YouTube slideshow "Hippos in Paris." That shit cray.

 

I just had to Google image Abraham Lincoln for something and discovered it is the name of a sex act.

 

yeah, i kinda did. and it was the customer service guy who beat that on into my head. if you are going to order through them, be sure to call and don't order online. it seems like you save more in person, and they don't fuck up the order on the phone like they do online, either.

 

Everyone knows that. "Hippopotamus Burj Khalifa" is much crazier.

 

I once heard there was a whole channel devoted to Abraham Lincoln porn.

 

Really? What does it involve? Finishing to the back of their head?

 

I think it involved four scores.

 

Rule 34 is one of those horrible mindworms that mean you can never fully enjoy things like Phineas and Ferb again.