Best comic scenes in movies

For me, it never gets old:

The Pink Panther Strikes Back
Clouseau's Kato tries to keep the Chief Inspector on his toes with surprise attacks in the French legend's apartment. In this choreographing marvel, the crazed, deposed Inspector Dreyfus is drilling through Clouseau's floor to get a periscope view of the premises. I can never take my eyes off what I consider Blake Edwards' high-water mark.

There's Something About Mary
2a) The Frank and Beans zipper scene.
2b) the self-produced hair gel scene.

Animal House
The Blutarsky cafeteria scene

Ron Burgundy
The newscasters go all West Side Story

When Harry Met Sally
Meg gets orgasmic

The Princess Bride
Matching wits to avoid the poison brew


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I always love these sorts of threads because it turns me onto great weekend entertainment... invariably.

Tremendous resource for comedy, this place.

 

The opening scene and the shooting range scene in Super Troopers.

 

The "You know how I know you're gay?" sequence in 40-year-old Virgin...

Cartman with the megaphone in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Spicoli's pizza gets delivered to Mr. Hand's class...

Spicoli's dream surf sequence in Fast Times...

Kevin Kline eats the fish while trying to find out where the diamonds are from a stuttering Michael Palin in "Fish Called Wanda"

Sandler and Bob Barker fight in "Happy Gilmore"

 

Cathcart Towers - A Fish Called Wanda

Hanson Brothers hit the ice - Slap Shot

Rodney takes the helm - Caddyshack

Does this mean we are done for the day, Sgt. Hulka? - Stripes

Chest waxing - 40 year old

It's your birthday - American Pie

Buttermaker's first practice - The Real Bad News Bears

Sumo wrestling - Austin Powers

Those are just a few off the top of my head.

 

Aaron Eckhart screams at deaf girl in "In the Company of Men"

Matthew Broderick's dream sex sequence with Reese Witherspoon in "Election"

 

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup - Clerks

 

Final scene of Army of Darkness in S-Mart... "Hail to the King, baby..."

Kent talking to God in "Real Genius"

 

Good call...

 

In case someone is unfamiliar ...

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My pussycat Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave pussycat", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

Now go watch the movie.

 

Snowball to the face -- Dumb and Dumber
Combing the desert -- Spaceballs
Two nude people jump out of the bathroom ready to double team your girlfriend -- Old School

 

Mirror Scene -- Duck Soup

 

Absolutely brilliant.

I'll throw out the scene in Spinal Tap where Derek is going through the airport metal detector.

"Do you have any metal plates or limbs?

"I don't think so."