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Best City in America?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by daemon, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Maybe COCKDIAN is a big fan of Iago.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    And why is he the No. 1 fanboy for Sports Illustrated's Web site (as mention in his avatar)?
  3. KP

    KP Active Member

    Madison, WI
    Columbus, OH
    (Checking out Seattle in 2 weeks)
  4. SF_Express

    SF_Express Active Member

    Best big city I've lived: San Diego.

    Best smaller city I've lived: Madison, Wis.

    Best city I'd want to live in that I haven't: Chicago.
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Buena Vista, Colo., is now on my list after I checked out this planned neighborhood...

  6. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Remedial Theatre brings you:

    COCKDIAN'S Othello ...

    Act I, Scene One

    (An Italian villa in early evening)

    KOBEAGO: What up, bitch?

    LeBRONO: My team's wins, homes.


    KOBEAGO: Not you, my lady! Get your ass back in that kitchen! (Turns to LeBRONO) Don't start with that playoffs bullshit again. 'Sides, I'm longing to try out my new Toledo blade, if you know what I mean.

    LeBRONO: Heh, heh, heh.

    KOBEAGO: Hey, want some of this chocolate spread? This stuff is the shit! Bitch, bring that food tray in here!

    (Desduhmoana walks in with silver tray loaded with refreshments.)

    LeBRONO: I don't know, dude. I'm in training.

    KOBEAGO (scratching genitals): Don't be a pussy, man. 'Sides, I thought you was one of those Mores -- like "I want some more!"

    LeBRONO: That's Moor, dumbass.

    KOBEAGO: I don't want to hear your shit! Besides, there's only one more that counts, and that's amore. The ladies in this city are going to find that out!

    LeBRONO: Heh, heh, heh.

    DESDUHMOANA: Uh, I'm still standing here, fucktard.

    KOBEAGO: Dammit, bitch! Get your behind out of the man talk goin' on here! Man, eat that spread!

    LeBRONO: I told you, dude. I can't get fat.

    KOBEAGO: Yeah, fat like that pile of shit Shaquillian. That dude is so fat, he needs two parking spaces.

    LeBRONO: Um, what?

    DESDUHMOANA (from the kitchen): Huh?

    KOBEAGO: Shut your mouth, bitch!

    LeBRONO: Hey, Kobeago, why you keep dissin' my woman? That is MY lady, you know.

    KOBEAGO: Look, man, if I say this is my whip, it's my whip. If you don't like it, you can bounce your punk ass up out of here right now!

    LeBRONO: I'll bounce your head off that wall!

    (fighting; KOBEAGO sustains a royal asskicking)
  7. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    The daughter of a family friend just moved to Buena Vista from south Denver. Got about twice the house, plus 2 acres, for less than they paid in the city.
  8. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    As has been said: In no particular order

    Bellingham, Wash.
    Moscow, Idaho (seriously, a great (very) small college town)
    San Diego
    San Francisco
    Santa Fe

    Never been to (so can't judge, but would like to visit):
    New York
    San Antonio
  9. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I love Key West. So shoot me.

    Baltimore, overall, doesn't rank high. But it's got some great, great little pockets.

    Charlotte, I thought, was the pits.

    Orlando, I liked. Plenty to do.

    Philadelphia ... bleccccch.

    St. Louis ... as mentioned before, great downtown area but much of it is putrid.

    Sacramento ... VERY underrated, I think. One of the finest downtown areas I've seen with "Old Sac."

    Pittsburgh ... asi-asi.

    And remember, friends ... you could always be living in Lewistown, Pa.
  10. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Ever get lost in St. Louis?
  11. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Pretty much. Like I said, pretty bleak.
  12. PEteacher

    PEteacher Member

    Chi-town, New York, Washington, Boston
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