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Ben Johnson, shut the f--k up!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Freelance Hack, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I had a beer with Carl Lewis' football friend in the drug testing waiting room after I kicked Carl Lewis' ass in the 100 meters. And Carl Lewis' footballer friend, you see, he, um, spiked my beer. That's right, the mother fucker, he spiked my beer with stanozolol! And then, um, I, um, go piss and the drug test came back positive!

    Dam you Carl Lewis and Carl Lewis' football friend. Vengenance shall be mine!

  2. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    Tony K and Wilbon were cracking on this on PTI the other day...apparantly Ben Johnson has been saying this for years to reporters off-the-record. Now he decided to jump up and make it public. Carl Lewis ought to sue the shit out of him....
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    The funniest part of this whole thing is dumbass Ben admitting he was using drugs but saying stanozolol "was not the drugs I was using."
    Fucking moron.
  4. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Ben, skip the shovel and use the backhoe. If you're doing to dig yourself deeper, make it quick, eh?
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  6. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    I find all this hilarious... I say he should keep talking. :)
  7. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    Hell, give him his own reality show. This guy is ratings gold!
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    You should see the commercial's he's running up here. An explanation can't do it justice. Let me see if I can find a link.

    BTW, can we ship him down to you?
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    No, that Canadian is all yours, my friend. We have enough problems down here.
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

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