Ben Johnson, shut the f--k up!

I had a beer with Carl Lewis' football friend in the drug testing waiting room after I kicked Carl Lewis' ass in the 100 meters. And Carl Lewis' footballer friend, you see, he, um, spiked my beer. That's right, the mother fucker, he spiked my beer with stanozolol! And then, um, I, um, go piss and the drug test came back positive!

Dam you Carl Lewis and Carl Lewis' football friend. Vengenance shall be mine!

http://www.sportsline.com/worldsports/story/9851866

 

Tony K and Wilbon were cracking on this on PTI the other day...apparantly Ben Johnson has been saying this for years to reporters off-the-record. Now he decided to jump up and make it public. Carl Lewis ought to sue the shit out of him....

 

The funniest part of this whole thing is dumbass Ben admitting he was using drugs but saying stanozolol "was not the drugs I was using."
Fucking moron.

 

Ben, skip the shovel and use the backhoe. If you're doing to dig yourself deeper, make it quick, eh?

 

Click.

 

I find all this hilarious... I say he should keep talking.

 

Hell, give him his own reality show. This guy is ratings gold!

 

You should see the commercial's he's running up here. An explanation can't do it justice. Let me see if I can find a link.

BTW, can we ship him down to you?

 

No, that Canadian is all yours, my friend. We have enough problems down here.

 

Well, here's the background on the ads but I have to dig deeper and find a video. WORST ADS EVER.

http://www.adsthatsuck.ca/2006/06/13/ben-johnson-is-a-cheetah/