Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get zapped

Florida could pass bestiality law after rape of goat

January 4, 2008

BY MARC CAPUTO
McCLATCHY NEWSPAPERS

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- After a goat was raped and killed in a Panhandle town, animal activists, police and citizens were almost as shocked to find out that bestiality isn't a crime in Florida.

But it might be soon.

A Sunrise state senator and a St. Petersburg representative have filed legislation to make it a first-degree felony to have sex with animals or promote or advertise bestiality.

"It's true. It's sick. There needs to be a law," said Democratic Sen. Nan Rich, a longtime crusader for children and animal rights. "There are 30 states that make this a crime. Florida isn't one of them."

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who called the situation "unbelievable," said Thursday he would sign the bill into law if it made it to his desk.


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I thought Jones still was in Canada. Actually, I take that back. Jones would never have to resort to rape. Goats come to him naturally.

 

See I wanted to use goatfucker in the head,but since it was on the home page and all, I knew it wouldn't last...

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

Go fuck a goat.

 

SigR is outraged that a man would ever be deprived of his livelihood for fucking one goat against her will, especially when the goat was clearly dressed so provocatively.

 

Build fences all your life and no one ever remembers you as a fence builder. But you fuck one goat ...

 

Going for two straight awards, DD? That's gold.

 

Shear genius.

 

Agreed and agreed.

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

If it was his goat it wasn't rape [/SigR]

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

This is a BAAAAAAAAAD topic.

 

Well, someone got his goat, if not him.