Bathroom Attendants

I was waiting for you to chime in!

 

Well, I'll be dipped in buttermilk! I know one just like that but the roles are reversed and Johnny Majors is Shug Jordan. Hadn't recalled that one in a while. Good pull, sir.

 

David Dinkins former Mayor of NYC used to be a wash room attendant.

 

Rob Ford, current mayor of Toronto, soon will be a washroom attendant.

 

Use the paper towel to turn off the sink, then open the door. I do it every time I'm in that situation. Now, if they don't have paper towels, then we have an issue. In that case, the door needs to be push-to-open and the sinks need to be motion-activated. Otherwise, have some paper towels. Even in that circumstance, have some paper towels.

 

Re: not washing hands ... it's not always all about YOU, is it?

Maybe everyone you share the planet with doesn't want to be touching the same surfaces as your dickcheese-covered hands ...

Same thing goes for flushing with your foot. You've been standing on a piss-covered floor. I don't want you tracking that onto the toilet handle, thank you very much ...

 

How do you feel about muslims washing their feet in the sink at a public restroom?

 

Not a fan ...

 

This is crazy talk.

a.) You just complained about "dickcheese." Why would that be such an upgrade?
b.) You're about to wash your hands either way.
c.) Why would anyone not kick-to-flush?

 

You realize your epidermal layer is crawling with countless microbes right now, regardless of how clean you MIGHT think you are?

 

Better than I feel about the fucking Ruby Tuesday's cook I caught washing his hair in the bathroom sink ...

 

Adam Carolla explains proper bathroom etiquette: