Bandwagon Boy Lives! Loosers!

You just can't make this shit up. More from Bandwagon Boy's Awesome Massage Board!

Rising oil prices are tackled on his Politics board ...

BOOOOOOOOOO gas is so gotdamn expansive I cant even belief it! Its all Hillerys fault of course she isent doing a gotdamn thing about it! She probaly wants to raise my taxes even HIGHER!! Good thing the Great Predent Geroge "W" Busch is looking into it trust me he will figgure out what the hell is going on and fix it! I bet them foreiners what run the Mobill gass station out on rout 27 are a bunch of terristes thats why they raise the prices so gotdamn high its terreriszm! They aught to go back to Turky where they SAY they come from! Geroge "W" Bush is going to hear about them and they high prices when I tell him all about it and he will lock them up and send them to Gitmotomino PRISON to teach them to try and rip me off! Just you watch! GO BACK TO TURKY OR ELTSE STOP CHARGING SO GOTDAMN MUCH FOR GASS!! JERKS!! HILLERY CANT SAVE YOU THIS TIME YOU DIRTY TERRISTS!!

Just another reason why, without question, the awesomest massage board ever!

 

Am torn between that post and your visits to Walmart as the greatest posts ever...

 

I'm really surprised this hasn't come up before.

We've been enjoying B_B's special brand of homespun literacy ever since his visit here.

 

Of course we've always been dumb. Why else would we want to call our bars "Assclowns" and "Jeers."

The thing is, at least to me, is that Bandwagon Boy was the gold standard of dumbassery. It's like Sinatra at the Sands. A legendary performance by a legendary performer in a legendary place and time.

By comparison, COCKDIAN is like Tony Danza at Belterra. A cheap imitation playing to Darwin Award nominees in BFE.

I've been to the Sands. I don't need to go to Belterra.

They may sing the same songs and tell the same jokes, but they're not the same. Bandwagon Boy loses more talent when masturbates than COCKDIAN could ever hope to have in his life.

 

http://bandwagonboy.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=bootie&action=display&thread=1106245061

Holy shit, this guy was on the board before I got here so I don't know his antics, but I found this.
Oh my!!! [/Dick Enberg]

 

Well yeah, that's a no-brainer.

I don't know what I detest more, Cockdian, or all of the dopes who think it's just HILARIOUS to keep invoking his name ad nauseum.

Dudes, we all love our SportsJournalists.com references, the key is to know when to use them, not run them into the fucking ground, (Charlie Brown).

 

That's a quality post from one of our CHARMION members

 

Hey, stop that! I think you need to GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT!

 

When's Junction Boys on again?

 

End of thread, methinks...LOL

 

Fnord.

 

Pickle Juice is good enough to work at the Plain Dealer.