Bama fan teabags allegedly dead LSU fan at Bourbon Street Krystal

You can kill a person and get only 30 days in jail? What the hell is wrong with the DA in Alabama?

 

The new law was passed by the Tea Party legislature elected in 2010.

 

He's a Bama grad. Or worse, a sidewalk alum.

 

doodah, without trees, they can't make the newspapers and you don't have a job where you can put the finishing touches on your gamer at halftime.

Just don't forget to write about who sang the national anthem. Once Updyke kills the trees and congress kills the internet, you won't have a forum any more.

 

Hell yes he is a sex offender! And somebody posted Downing's phone number on the ESPN board. Serves the pervert right.

 

DING!

At Auburn? A tradition, like no other.

 

If only Oregon could get it hands on the enormous sum of $180,000. Imagine what the Ducks would do.

 

The lawyers begin their defense.

http://www.mrsec.com/2012/01/attorneys-begin-public-defense-of-bama-fan-accused-of-sexual-battery/

This guy does not want to spend any time in a Louisiana jail.
Though I imagine if he gets sex offender status and has to go around his neighborhood every year and explain who he is, and what he did, he'd be treated like a hero.

 

Well, no shit. And ... tough shit.

 

That's a great line . . . but those of us who love Louisiana and broadly restrict the remainder of our Southern visits to Florida (and that, in VERY small doses) will endure. Onward.

 

Sound familiar?

 

Most batshit insane, unrealistic fans in America:

1. Alabama football
1a. Kentucky basketball
1b. LSU football
2. Dallas Cowboys

Sexual assault and tree poisoning has pushed Bama to the top, though it's a precarious lead.