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Balls....balls I tell you.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    OK; Me and two others working a high school varsity boys league game.

    These two teams don't like each other one little damn bit.

    2-point game; 57.7 left in the game. Home-team down.

    I'm under the basket.......ball gets stripped before contact is made. No call.

    Coach goes nuts.....wants a foul......I say "NAY, GAWD-DAMMIT, NAAAAAAAAYYYYY"......go to the other end.

    Foul called on home team by official in center spot (not me); home-team coach goes mental.....leaves the coaches box.

    Official (NOT ME) gives the foul, and notices that the coach is a few steps out of the coaches box, and proceeds to give the coach a T.

    On his court......on Senior Night.........in a 2-point game.......

    Oh Fuck.

    Home team ends up losing by 5.

    Of couse, it didn't help that home team at one point missed 8 FREE THROWS IN A ROW.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    NO...GO TO A DOCTOR!!!!!

    Oh, a game anecdote. Never mind.
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Was the direction I was going to go as well...
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Then again, you're the only other person that liked my writing irish is sad thread, so that figures
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Chef, you lead the league in writing thread titles that guarantee the thread will be read.

    There's probably a job in that, some fancy web search prominence efficiency something. You should look into that. Just don't wear open-toed sandals to the interview.
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Chef, ever watch the "BME Pain Olympics"? If you ever need help with ball deflation, check it out.
  8. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Like Andy Richter's sitcom, it just didn't get a chance...
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Heck, we should just PM new entries to each other.
  10. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Golly gee, that may just be a darn good idea.
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member



    I have no desire to watch some guy cutting off his own cock just to say he did it.
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    It's been widely debunked as fake, but still perhaps the most disturbing thing ever.

    Didn't we do a "most horrifying videos on the web" thread once? I got into an I-can-top-that war with a friend, and I have seen things no one should ever seee.
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