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Bad writing contest

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007
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  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    You've never heard of this contest? I eagerly await the winners every year. It's a lot of fun to read the different category winners and to see who walks off with the grand prize.
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Jul 31, 2007
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  3. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    are they posted somewhere?
     
    I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007
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  4. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    found it

    http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
     
    I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007
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  5. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    nsfw, but Bad Sex in Fiction Awards

    http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsexpassages.html
     
    I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007
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  6. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Past winners include some great efforts.
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Jul 31, 2007
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  7. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    Winner: Vile Puns

    I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong.

    Karl Scott
    Brisbane, Australia
     
    I'll never tell, Jul 31, 2007
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