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Bad snack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    So, I run to Target to pick up a few things for the wife.

    I stroll by the snack bar, and I catch a whiff of the pretzel-maker.

    Not the packaged kind, but the hot, fresh, salt-em til you drop hot pretzels.

    So.......I meander on up and ask young Sparky for a Pretzel with salt.

    I get a response of "we don't carry those anymore".

    My Mrs. Broflowsky-like response of "W-W-WHAT?!!?" did not amuse the child.

    So, I instead opt for a cheddar-cheese-like version of a pretzel that when it came out of their warmer looked like it had been through some sort of cancer treatment at one point.

    I ate said pretzel, and now feel as if someone beat a volleyball down my throat with a mallet, and it is now stuck in the middle of my esophagus.

    This is not good.
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Target doesn't carry the salted down giant pretzels anymore? Fuckabuncha!
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Is the answer "Chef's severed toe"?
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Cancer pretzels will get you every time.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  6. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Grabbing a knife is not the correct decision.
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I have found that gargling with lye will clear a lodged pretzel nicely.

    I believe that President Bush personally used this cure.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Chef's "State Tournament Surprise"?
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Your first mistake was strolling by the Target snack bar.
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    ding! ding! ding! We have a winner.
  12. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

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