baby mccann is here!

When is the bris?

 

Damn, hoops, you can't just spring this on us after the delivery...
you should have started this thread a week ago so we could all oooh and aaaah over you're great fortune....
you should have been posting from the store when you were deciding to buy it...
you should have been tracking the delivery truck so we could all feel for you while you were waiting out a long delivery....

 

Even earlier than that

We would have recommended the specific make and model # with stern instructions NOT to buy it from Wal-Mart.

 

You suck Hoopie...
You could have bought the Blackberry and walked us through every step, but no. You decided to be selfish and spring it on us afterward.
I hope, for your sake, you bought the extended warranty, Mister...

 

You need a babysitter for that bad boy?

 

Mazel Tov, hoops!

But now you have to worry about every kid in the neighborhood trying to watch it.

 

I vouch for mike. He's reliable. Not like he's gonna call his girlfriend over for a makeout session or anything. Your baby will be fine.

 

Sweet Jesus, hoops, you had me scared there for a minute.

Oh, and this?

is all anyone needs to know about why you're still single.

 

Mazel Tov? from you? Uffda...

 

I was trying to show my range.

Ahh, well, back to making da lefse.

 

Congrats Hoops!

 

Only range you show is iron...