Aussie Girls Gone Wild

No, sorry ... not like that. Two 9-year-olds terrorize a mall.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/australian-shopping-center-terrorized-by-a-pair-of-hell-1833614483

 

Those girls need Jesus.

 

Could have been prevented by abortion.

 

You say the dingo ate your baby?

 

Given the Australian exchange rate, those girls are in fact 24 and 26.

 

Exactly. I guess you can't get a hungry dingo when you really need one.

 

I worked pediatrics for years. I saw many interesting theories of child rearing. I was always able to console myself by thinking two things. One, I only have to deal with the little shits for a few minutes and they'll be gone, and two, their idiot parents are going to have to live with them when they are fifteen.

 

So glad they're not American. Otherwise they'd have a reality show on by the end of next week.

 

But then they start reproducing.