Aubrey Huff read our taboo thread, it seems

Saw something about this last week when Huff apparently called Baltimore a "horseshit town" on the "Bubba The Love Sponge" radio show. But it gets much better. (Or worse, depending on your perspective, I guess.)

(This link is midly NSFW, but the video it links to is NSFW at all. Huff is smearing paint on a dancing naked porn star.)

http://deadspin.com/sports/aubrey-huff-loves-naked-people/aubrey-huff-admires-works-of-art-322596.php

But here is a transcript of what Mr. Huff had to say about choking chickens.

You stay classy, Orioles.

 

See it and hit it indeed.

 

"Who cares?"

Says the guy with the .442 slugging pct. in a hitters' park ...

 

It's funny listening to a guy talk about how studying is bullshit when his career is nosing downward like this:

2003: .311-34-107
2004: .297-29-104
2005: .261-22-92
2006: .267-21-66
2007: .280-15-72

Well, maybe if you studied, Aubrey, you wouldn't suck.

But you'd still have a girl's name.

 

He shouldn't need pine tar to grip the bat.

But don't shake hands with him unless he's wearing batting gloves.
On second thought, don't shake hands with him at all.

 

To be fair to the guy, he never really had a great line-up around him to be putting up numbers. He carried the Devil Rays, be it to a last place finish, but still.

 

34.99?

Shit......he should be able to get a hooker for half of that.

 

But you get the whole porn section for that if you are a baseball player!

 

My only question is this: why are you even bothering with porn in the first place? YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE! Grab a few groupies & head on up to your room for the night. 'Nuff said.

 

Perhaps he's not into fucking around on his wife. Who knows?

 

Consider the source, Mike.

 

If he's not, he's part of a very small club.

And after watching the ass painting clip, I'm pretty sure that's not an issue for Aubrey.

BTW, that clip was a pretty sad reflection on humanity.