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Aubrey Huff read our taboo thread, it seems

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double Down, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Saw something about this last week when Huff apparently called Baltimore a "horseshit town" on the "Bubba The Love Sponge" radio show. But it gets much better. (Or worse, depending on your perspective, I guess.)

    (This link is midly NSFW, but the video it links to is NSFW at all. Huff is smearing paint on a dancing naked porn star.)


    But here is a transcript of what Mr. Huff had to say about choking chickens.

    You stay classy, Orioles.

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    See it and hit it indeed.
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "Who cares?"

    Says the guy with the .442 slugging pct. in a hitters' park ...
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's funny listening to a guy talk about how studying is bullshit when his career is nosing downward like this:

    2003: .311-34-107
    2004: .297-29-104
    2005: .261-22-92
    2006: .267-21-66
    2007: .280-15-72

    Well, maybe if you studied, Aubrey, you wouldn't suck.

    But you'd still have a girl's name.
  5. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    He shouldn't need pine tar to grip the bat.

    But don't shake hands with him unless he's wearing batting gloves.
    On second thought, don't shake hands with him at all.
  6. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    To be fair to the guy, he never really had a great line-up around him to be putting up numbers. He carried the Devil Rays, be it to a last place finish, but still.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Shit......he should be able to get a hooker for half of that.
  8. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    But you get the whole porn section for that if you are a baseball player!
  9. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    My only question is this: why are you even bothering with porn in the first place? YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE! Grab a few groupies & head on up to your room for the night. 'Nuff said.
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Perhaps he's not into fucking around on his wife. Who knows?
  11. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Consider the source, Mike.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If he's not, he's part of a very small club.

    And after watching the ass painting clip, I'm pretty sure that's not an issue for Aubrey.

    BTW, that clip was a pretty sad reflection on humanity.
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