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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    It's not Dorothy Hammil.
  2. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    It's Hamill, and for the record, I'm pretty sure her cherry went "splat" in the back of a 1961 Impala about 35 years ago.
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Tell them you're blind.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Does he-she stand on 16 when the dealer is showing a 9?
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Deaf and mute, too.
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Does he-she like 'Seinfeld'?

    How can I tell if i want to enter a contest to date him-her without more information?
  7. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    I want a definition of "virgin" here.

    If it's strictly in the Do-not-pass-go, Do-not-collect-200-hymen-dollars sense, then I'll volunteer to take one for the team.

    But if it's in the 'she's-never-doubleclicked-her-mouse, has-never-sucked-dick, gives-handjobs-with-rubber-gloves-and-only-on-holidays' sense, then I'm out.
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Just thinking this through...what if she's been a lesbian porn star for the last decade, and has decided to try something new?

    She could be technical virgin, right?
  9. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Who are you, Bill Clinton?
  10. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    That's hot.
  11. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    I wouldn't fuck Hillary with Bea Arthur's dick. [/jeffreyross]
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
    It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
    except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
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