ATTN: "Full House" fans and/or dirty old men

Kimmie turned out well.

As for the West Hollywood club Area, which used to be hot, if DJ Tanner is being let in, it must dead. They'd probably let me in there

 

They died a noble death.

This week, on a very special Boy Meets World, Topanga reminds Cory her favorite letters in the alphabet are S and M.

 

I don't know about that. I see your Danielle Fishel and raise you Stacy Keenan.

 

Stacey Keenan these days:

 

An old roommate thought she was hot, and I treated that opinion dismissively.

I hereby apologize.

 

Danielle Fishel, then and now:

 

I'm not saying this to be snarky, but I thought she'd lost weight and was a NutraSystem spokeswoman.

And hell, I'm fatter now than I was in 1993, so who am I to talk? Topanga, if you're in the mood for a married man with shorter stamina than a 100-yard dash, drop me a line!!!

 

First a meth addiction, now a boob job. Next? A stripper pole near you.....and me hopefully.

 

Well done. Absolutely hilarious. Fine work.

 

I'm still shocked as hell that Dave Coulier was the inspiration for Alanis Morrisette's "You Outta Know."

What a dick. Doesn't he like angry Canadian chicks going down on him in a theatre?

I knew he was gay.

 

I was stunned by that, too. Thought that would have been a gimme for the first person to reply.

 

I don't know whether to be ashamed or feel dirty for having read this thread. A new low for me at SJ.