ATTN: "Full House" fans and/or dirty old men

I don't know what's worse, you not getting the sarcasm or thinking DJ got fat.

 

So does she.

 

I'd still fuck Kimmie Gibbler.

 

Wait a second, that was Boy Meets World. Topanga.

 

How rude.

 

And there's plenty of people here who wouldn't kick Topanga out of bed if she was eating cheese crackers.

Even if it was the entire bag.

 

Line of the night.

And Topanga was the A number 1 among the TGIF girls. Not even close. Lordie the things I'd do to her (in eight seconds).

 

Hey, I brought her up first. I only said near the end of the show she got bigger. I have not seen her recently. Give me her circa the older high school years and just into college and we're in business.

 

I said older high school years, implying 17-18 years old. If I had to choose and then beginning of college. Hey, I'm from a state where the legal age of consent is 16. I'm just saying. PA is pretty close to that where they were living. I think John Turner tried to get with her in high school in one episode.

 

Sorry kitties.

 

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And Topanga was the A number 1 among the TGIF girls. Not even close. Lordie the things I'd do to her (in eight seconds).
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Funny that you say that, BYH -- best quote I've ever gotten from an athlete...

Me: So what'd you come here for? (In context, we were talking about rodeo paydays and I wanted to know how much he could take home)
Rodeo cowboy: Shit, brother, I came here to ride horses and fuck women. Needer-uh-dem take longer den eight seguns.

 

Kimmie Gibbler these days: