Attention single men in the greater NYC area...

It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.

(damn shame you had to wait that long for the response, AQB)

 

Ah, so the married Arnold has some insight on this?

 

Sounds interesting



first I knock you to the ground...pee on you while chanting House on Fire...House on Fire...put it out. Then I force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you wake up in the morning in excruciating pain with a size seven poop shoot

 

*palm to forehead*

You know, the world's gone all to hell when people stop recognizing Fletch lines.

 

Never seen it.

 

I am shocked -- SHOCKED, I say!

 

I haven't seen it either. So I miss out on about 10 percent of the jokes here.

 

I'm pretty sure that's not a line from Fletch.

 

The Little Bo Peep line is.

 

OK, I figured out the percentage of references I don't get on here:
--The 20 percent of Anchorman references.
--The 20 percent of Heathers references.
--The 10 percent of Fletch references.
--The 10 percent of assorted inside joke references between posters.
--The 10 percent of Simpson references.
--The 5 percent of post total Mikey is responsible for.

So I'm lucky if I get 25 percent of the stuff on here (a smidge less, if you count Alma's posts)

 

If it makes you feel any better I didn't know who Dooley Womack was until I reread Ball Four a few years ago.

 

Just as good a spring as Jim Bouton, biotches.