ASU cheerleader's shock-ing new photos

Three minutes flat. And I don't see what this has to do with anything, sir.

 

Props for honesty.

Hit a holiday slump, Mike?

 

Is leap year a holiday?

 

I guess you could say that. But it's been two Valentine's Days, two President's Days, two Easters, two Mother's Days, two Flag Days, two Father's Days, two Halloweens, two Thanksgivings, a New Years Day, and we're going on two Festivuses and two Christmases. But there's still time for the latter pair.

It's been almost 23 months, good sir. The last time I had sex was Feb. 4, 2006.

I'm pretty sure Jesus hates me.

 

You forgot two Arbor Days.

I love the fact you know the exact date.

Any prospects? Maybe you need to head to Tempe and look up Ms. Thang here.

 

My friend Lunchbox is here, but he's probably not too willing. ...

 

Hey, at least you knew what the shocker was, though. Don't sell yourself short.

 

Oh, I'm not the one who tells me I'm short.

Oh, sells. ...

 

She strikes me as looking sort of hastily put-together. Like God went down the street for a quick salad and had his summer intern do the pagination instead.

Now, if admission is custom, I'll allow that were I not presently taken that, sure, I could perhaps be inclined to lay the dick down with extreme prejudice should she stroll through my front door rightthisverysecond. Though barring sex, I would derive enjoyment from watching her eat a carrot.

And if memory serves, there was a ASU cheerleader a few years back who picked up the university's ire when she wore her cheer uniform in a porno or something of the like.

 

Jenny?

 

and legs just like he likes them.

 

I do.
Mainly for her face. But she's a knockout from the neck up.
One unique thing she said was thet she has those lucky gameday underwear.