Ask Stranded F_B

So, I get caught by the blizzard in Chicago, and all I have is the business center computer, and The Daughter, the singer, is doing a show tonight that I cannot get to, and I'm as guilty as a Catholic boy can be.
So I thought I'd help other people. (Depending on the level of guilt, this may turn into Ask Stranded And Drunk F_B by mid-evening.)

 

Which airport?

 

Bless me Bastard for I have sinned...

 

Ego te absolvo, dude.
And Bob? I made it back to the hotel in Chi for another night, which further causes further guil lacerations.
I'm considering spending the rest of the night trying to learn how to post pictures.

 

Is there an old shoeshine man in the terminal like there is at the Cincinnati airport?

 

Well, Fenian, if you can get a rental car and drive about 80 miles north I can sign you up for the Texas Hold 'Em tournament I'll be playing in. But you only have two hours to get there.

 

Well, if you're desperate for something to do, and you're coming from downtown, you can ride the train home with me, and then blow out my driveway, and put up my Christmas tree. My wife has already bathed the little kids, so you're off the hook on that one.

 

Which is the better live album, Van Morrison's "Too Late to Stop Now" or the Allmans at Fillmore East?

I mean, as long as we're supposed to be asking important questions.........

 

Yo F_B...

Here's three questions I debated with a friend the other day:

1.) Which will be elected first in the U.S.: A black president, a Hispanic president, or a female president? Please provide short 1-2 sentence "why" detail.

2.) Which ailment will scientists find a cure for first: Alzheimer's, AIDS or breast cancer? Again, 1-2 sentences of "why" would be appreciated.

3.) What year do you predict for a U.S.-China armed conflict?

 

Goddamn that sounds like a good time.

 

Find a buddy, rent a car and watch the hilarity ensue....