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Ask Razor Shines

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Trey Beamon, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I found this on Deadspin. Apparently, you can ask the Mets' third base coach questions in this virtual Aquafina ad and he'll answer ... well, most of them.

  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    He just told me he isn't the real Razor Shines.
  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    He told me BYH is a dickhead. :D
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Funny. If you ask question with an obscenity three times in a row, you get ejected. An ump comes on the screen, gives you the heave-ho, and then another screen comes up telling you you've been sent to the showers.
    Razor doesn't like a pottymouth.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I asked if his golf game any good and his response was "Why would I know that? I'm a baseball coach, remember?"
    The Razor Shines I know would look at me and say "What the fuck do you think?"
    I asked why he looks like he gained so much weight and he said "maybe, your answer lies within your question."
    I asked why Demetrius Mitchell is such a clown and he made hand signals...
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I typed in "Is Omar Minaya batshit crazy?"

    The response: It is safe to say yes.
  7. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    This thing is so funny. I got kicked out too for vulgar language. But when I asked him would he be fired, he said "That's a can of corn."
  8. He could answer these during the game. It's not like a lot of Mets have had to pick up the 3rd base coach lately.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Why do you work for such a shitty team?

    Also, how honored are you I paid homage to you in naming my first-place fantasy team after you?
  10. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I asked him if David Wright turns him on, and he said "ooooooh, that's WAY too personal"

    Mets beaters, I think I just found your Friday back page.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Real questions, real answers.

    Question: Is Bud Selig cute when he strips naked?
    Answer: It is safe to say yes.

    Question: Does Jeff Wilpon own a dildo?
    Answer: Absolutely. It's out of here.

    Question: Does Omar Minaya wear women's underwear?
    Answer: Noooooo. Quit chasing bad pitches.

    Question: Does Keith Hernandez's mustache tickle when you kiss him?
    Answer: Woah woah woah woah. That's more of a first base coach question. Try again.

    Question: Do you see all the queers and people with aids when you ride the 7 train to work?
    Answer: That's like asking if the New York Mets are number one. Of course!
  12. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    If I'm not mistaken, didn't one of those "queers" intimidated you on a train recently? At least that was the story you posted.
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