Ask Razor Shines

I found this on Deadspin. Apparently, you can ask the Mets' third base coach questions in this virtual Aquafina ad and he'll answer ... well, most of them.

http://www.3rdbasecoachoflife.com/?or=mlb.480&partnerId=ed-2845502-55414418&source=ed-2845502-55414418

 

He just told me he isn't the real Razor Shines.

 

He told me BYH is a dickhead.

 

Funny. If you ask question with an obscenity three times in a row, you get ejected. An ump comes on the screen, gives you the heave-ho, and then another screen comes up telling you you've been sent to the showers.
Razor doesn't like a pottymouth.

 

I asked if his golf game any good and his response was "Why would I know that? I'm a baseball coach, remember?"
The Razor Shines I know would look at me and say "What the fuck do you think?"
I asked why he looks like he gained so much weight and he said "maybe, your answer lies within your question."
I asked why Demetrius Mitchell is such a clown and he made hand signals...

 

I typed in "Is Omar Minaya batshit crazy?"

The response: It is safe to say yes.

 

This thing is so funny. I got kicked out too for vulgar language. But when I asked him would he be fired, he said "That's a can of corn."

 

He could answer these during the game. It's not like a lot of Mets have had to pick up the 3rd base coach lately.

 

Why do you work for such a shitty team?

Also, how honored are you I paid homage to you in naming my first-place fantasy team after you?

 

I asked him if David Wright turns him on, and he said "ooooooh, that's WAY too personal"

Mets beaters, I think I just found your Friday back page.

 

If I'm not mistaken, didn't one of those "queers" intimidated you on a train recently? At least that was the story you posted.