Ask "I've had a beer or two" Piotr Rasputin!

I've had a drink or two and I don't care
There's no fun in what I do if she's not there

What band?

Seriously, been a while since we had one of these (and the Mods respond, "For a reason, jerk!").

Have at it. If you dare. If you don't dare, that's cool too.

 

In before the lock.

 

did someone say lock?

 

Aye, the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomon.

 

What were you drinking? Delectable Boulevard Wheat? Test tube shooters? Theo Huxtable's near beer?

 

Everclear and pineapple juice is my guess

 

Butter Beer. Down with Voldemort.

 

Don't knock it till you try it.

Piotr... were you drinking with saucy harlots? To forget a saucy harlot? In hopes of landing the next saucy harlot?

 

Nay, there are no saucy harlots in my life. They are relegated to the annals of history as far as I am concerned.

 

How do you explain the fact that you're such a nerd... yet still a dude I have had, and should have another beer with?

And what does the term "Muffin" mean to you?

 

In seven years, two years after Shaq's finished his career as the backup center for the Wolves - "Rubio is the best guard I've ever played with" - will the Lakers retire his number? Seems obvious. Yes. Or, has there been too much bad blood over the last six years?

Also, will Steve Blake supplant Fisher as the starter by the end of the year?

 

I was hoping this was a drunk thread. It still might be, but I'm not sure.