Ask Heavily Medicated F_B

Be careful Moddy frowns upon these type of threads.

 

Fenian, whatever became of the squirrels?

 

Shit, I have lived my whole adult life in sunny climates and only rarely used sunscreen. I'm gonna have to watch the skin issue like a hawk.

Fens, be sure to take some vitamin E supplements for a while.

 

No no no .... he frowns on "Ask Drunk MEMBER NAME" threads. Fenian is <i>not</i> drunk — he's on drugs. That's different.

 

Why are you awake so early? Couldn't you just be in bed in a drug-induced coma having crazy dreams? That's what I'd do.

 

Well, he's offline, so he might be in some Coleridge-like state, even as we type.

 

Are you going to be at El Stadia today?

 

No...what's going on, did the local Republicans issue an order that all liberals were to report to the football stadium? I've been anticipating such a day.

 

He probably passed out

 

F_B, when will Elijah appear on my doorstep, wearing only a bow?

 

Do you have extra medication on hand in case Marquette loses its 4th straight today?

 

To piggyback on waterytart's earlier question ... I asked Christina Aguilera this, and she didn't know ... what does a girl need?

(Admit it. The song's running through your brain now.)