Ashley Judd: Available

I feel bad for the producers at ABC/ESPN. Now for the Indy 500 telecast, they'll have to find someone else to interview in the pits who A) is at least mildly attractive and B) Is someone people might have actually heard of. In recent years they've just handed the mic over to Ashley and let the BS fly out of her mouth. Now they'll actually to do some work.

 

I don't understand the vitriol toward Ms. Judd. She doesn't have a ton of presence as an actress, but she seems realer than most, and gets involved in things outside acting.

 

She's waaaay better looking than Mitch McConnell. See ya later Turtle Boy.

 

Maybe but Rick Stain still would.

 

6, fuckface, whatever.
If she were to apply any of her orifices to my shaft, I wouldn't complain.

 

Apparently there might be small, pointy teeth involved with said orifices. You might want to reconsider.

 

Probably the honorary doctorate.

 

She comes from the most quietly fucked-up family in the history of celebritydom; if the world knew half of the stories out there, the Judds would make the Kardashians look like the Clevers in the public's eyes.

 

The fact that they shut up about it makes me want to crank up Prime Country and turn on that Tooth Fairy movie.

Well, maybe not, but it gives them points over the attention whore family.

 

You must share!

 

Seriously, man. You can't throw a bomb like this and then whistle out the door. This is what message boards are for.

 

We're waiting.