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Ashley Judd: Available

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    She is going to have to open wider if she thinks something that big will fit.

    I could not resist.
     
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  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    She has Renee Zellweger face now, like she rubbed Chick-fil-A sandwiches on her cooter.

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  3. turski7

    turski7 Member

    Butter face indeed. Better start with the botox ASAP.
     
  4. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Your recommendation for this woman

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    is botox?

    Do you know what botox does?
     
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  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Ask Billy Ripken.

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  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Fuckface: A small woman who struts around pretending to be polished and sophisticated when (in reality) she is nothing more than an infected vagina with small, pointy teeth.
     
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Don't mince words. Really, what do you think of her?
     
  8. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    She's not immune to Father Time.
     
  9. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Worse yet, she has a Masters from Harvard.
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I have never before loved Care Bear more than I do on this thread.
     
  11. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Mailman must have stolen my Wives and Girlfriends of SportsJournalists.com Calendar (Where it's always the 6th of the month!TM).
     
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You forgot "and she sleeps with UK basketball players."
     
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