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As the only adult here, I feel I should say something ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 15, 2008.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member


    Bart is about to jump the Springfield gorge.
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Different one here:

    Santa's Little Helper and me used to be friends, but he doesn't want to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

    Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
    Others hunt for food,
    The only thing I'm hunting for,
    Is an outfit that looks good...

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there's no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.

    See this hat, 'twas my cat,
    My evening wear - vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino
    African endangered rhino.

    Grizzly bear underwear,
    Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle
    It shall rest,

    Try my red robin suit,
    It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest,
    See my vest.

    Like my loafers? Former gophers -
    It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So let's prepare these dogs,

    Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

    Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
    Oh please, won't you see my vest.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Off topic, but I giggled at BBAM starting a thread about "the only adult here." :D
  4. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    I really like the vest.
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    da na na

    da na na

    na na na

    What? It's catchy.
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You and me, both.
  7. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    I gathered that, sir.
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    We had the episode where Homer keeps getting shot in the stomach with cannonballs.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
    "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Thank you guys. I'll have "See my vest" stuck in my head the rest of the night.
  12. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    You're damn right I'm pissed off. I got that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.
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