As the only adult here, I feel I should say something ...

COOOOOOL!!!!

Bart is about to jump the Springfield gorge.

 

Different one here:

Santa's Little Helper and me used to be friends, but he doesn't want to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

 

Off topic, but I giggled at BBAM starting a thread about "the only adult here."

 

I really like the vest.

 

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What? It's catchy.

 

You and me, both.

 

I gathered that, sir.

 

We had the episode where Homer keeps getting shot in the stomach with cannonballs.

 

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

 

Thank you guys. I'll have "See my vest" stuck in my head the rest of the night.

 

You're damn right I'm pissed off. I got that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.