As if two weren't enough: a third SJ.com fantasy baseball league!

You know, posting on SportsJournalists.com is dangerous. Aside from the obvious carpal tunnel, the screen can lead to eye damage. You could be blind by the time you're 40.

WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

Good lord, what have I unleashed?

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I was actually thinking of breaking my no-more-than-one team rule in an effort to get this thread back on track.

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The last two suck.

I would love a burger, but with the danger of Mad Cow disease, it's just not worth it. It could live in your body for years before finally attacking your brain.

Wah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

Yeah, Lindsay Lohan was pretty hot back then. But I read that one out of 1,000 men who masturbate become sterile from the friction. One out of 10,000 become sterile from nutsack stress. One out of a million die from a brain aneruysm from excitement.

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No. Mine swallows. That's waaaay worse than sucking.

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IJAG, you should join & be the Debbie Downers just for the hell of it. But then I'd add in 12 different categories, give myself prime drafting position and everyone from SportsJournalists.com will come to my house and beat me like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.

WAH-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

Advertising that the rules will change: A new twist for '08.

 

Seven spots are still open, and the draft is still random!

 

Sorry for bailing, people, but I'm in three other leagues, and if I'm going to do a fourth league -- which I hate doing -- it's got to be for a competitive, filled league. Finding another eight teams before Opening Day doesn't seem feasible.

Good luck to those involved.

 

Yeah, I think I'm going to nuke that league. Sorry to those who joined up. :/

 

It was fun while it lasted.