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Arrrr, cap'ns and wenches!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Saturday is Talk Like a Pirate Day. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
  2. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    I'll take ideas you think of when you're drunk and turn into Internet phenomena that make money for $500, Alex. Wow. I remember last year our graphics director talked like a pirate all day on this day. Hmmm.
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Arrrrrr. Follow the protocol of ye thread, ye scalliwag. Arrrrrrrr.
  4. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Arrrr. I really live ON THE RIVER, mate. Do you? And it's tomorrow. Arrr.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Eh, I much prefer Steak & BJ Day to this.

  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Arrrr, and remember this, ye landlubbers: ye can set yer Facebook to speak to ye in Pirate English for the day.

    Arrrr ... it's run by Cap'n Slappy.
  8. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    When the Evil One gets it dialed in he's pretty good at this.

  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Arrrr you ready?
  10. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    "Obviously they haven't done a good job of anything here for a long time. They haven't signed good free agents. They haven't made good trades. They haven't developed many good players and the ones they have developed, including myself, they've traded away for nothing."

    Oh, I'm sorry. That's Talk Like an Ex-Pirate Day.
  11. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    Aye! Avast!
  12. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    OK, I'll talk like a Pirate:

    Good Lord, it's May 16 and we're already 12 games out of first? I thought this new park was going to bring in revenue and we could actually compete, or at the very least finish ahead of the Reds. *looks out into the stands* Looks like our usual 3,000 fans made it ... wait, most of them are wearing Diamondbacks jerseys. My God. Well, at least we have that one guy who's hitting the ball really hard, maybe he can ... wait, what? When? To the Angels? For what? Two Single-A pitchers and a $50 gift card to Primanti Brothers? Fucking hell. OK, let's try to get pumped for the game. On three: one, two, three NO DOUBLE-DIGIT LOSING STREAK BEFORE MEMORIAL DAY!

    I wish I were dead.

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