Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver announce separation

I hope they had a pre-nup or he'll need to find a Turbo Tax Man.

 

THIS times a billion.

 

The Sperminator:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gmYmOC_Gf63TvZMY7WxrJ7W-uJ7g?docId=283b86be4214475491b3f6e34198ce52

Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer

 

Simply shocking.

 

He is now officially a politician.

 

He just trying to prove he belonged in the Kennedy family. (Of course, if he really was a Kennedy, he wouldn't have been caught.)

 

Saw one report that said Maria actually knew the child but didn't know it was her husband's. I would figure Ahhnold's kid might be pretty distinctive.

"Wow. Stocky little thing aren't you? Where did he learn to say 'Hasta la vista, baby'? "

 

I'm praying that Arnie's baby's mama is Fabian Nunez's sister, making her the aunt of the killer Arnie sprung from jail at the 11th hour.

But I guess we know one thing for sure: Arnie needs to take over the IMF, and show those Frenchies the correct way to love the help!

 

At least the kid has a chance to be President.

 

Stellar.

 

I imagine the housekeeper as Paz Vega in "Spanglish," and not only do I forgive Ahnold, I admire him greatly.

 

I hope his backers/supporters feel great about who they supported; total fraud. I've been embarassed to have him as our governor and even more so now.