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Areopathetica III: IJAG passes 50,000 posts, nears 1 million PMs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Oct 9, 2012.

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  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    I'm stunned that whatever HC did in my honor doesn't show up on my screen.
     
    imjustagirl, Oct 10, 2012
    #49
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    Thoughts of you are distracting Ichiro tonight.
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 10, 2012
    #50
  3. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    As you should be. It was delicious.
     
    Lieslntx, Oct 10, 2012
    #51
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

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    "Hey IJAG, I, Denny Hamlin, am gonna get you over 50,000.

    Check what's under my hat. See? I'm not a dickhead!

    Check out this Coke bottle. Yes, it is a phallic symbol."

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    "Guns up! I'm tough! See because I have two guns in my hand and a cowboy hat. And I'll put that boot up someone's ass. Actually, I'll say I'll put that boot up someone's ass, but I'll actually just run away and let the boys on the hauler take care of it. Not that it makes my Coke bottle dong any less impressive."

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    "Check it out, it's me and Hokie bird. And to answer your question, yes, I tapped it. Is it a girl? Maybe. Does it matter? I fucking tapped it."

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    "Check it out, I got a fucking pussy on my head! Get it!"

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    "So you don't think I'm shallow, I leave you with this contemplative shot of me ... and my Coke bottle dong.

    "Now make with the 50,000th post!"
     
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    Bubbler, Oct 10, 2012
    #52
  5. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

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    Versatile, Oct 11, 2012
    #53
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    A. Bubbler can go get fucked by a rabies-infected wolverine. Seriously. Gah. I can't unsee that jawless wonder.
    B. Hamilton looks Cro-Magnon there. And balder than usual.
    C. I STILL don't see Scarborough or Beckham on this page. Chop chop, people.
     
    imjustagirl, Oct 11, 2012
    #54
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

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    Does this make you happy ijag?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Oct 11, 2012
    #55
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    Sorry it didn't show up for you, ijag. Let me try another ...

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    HC, Oct 11, 2012
    #56
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    I prefer scholarly Joe.

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    And wocka wocka wocka. I've already made the Levine pic from earlier the desktop background on my laptop at home.
     
    imjustagirl, Oct 11, 2012
    #57
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    Stop deleting and posting! Reach the milestone!
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 11, 2012
    #58
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    No.
     
    imjustagirl, Oct 11, 2012
    #59
  12. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Re: Areopathetica III: IJAG nears 50,000 posts

    Sean Young Award for Scenery Chewing.
     
    Riptide, Oct 11, 2012
    #60
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