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Are you ready for President Cheney?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    How much damage will Cheney do in 2.5 hours? ;D
    (I hope I don't need the sarcasm font for that wiseass comment)

    July 20, 2007
    Cheney to become president…briefly

    WASHINGTON (CNN) – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.

    Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer, will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia.

    Bush’s last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


    Moooooon Riiiiiivvvveeerrrr
  3. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Glad it's happening to the States and not Canada...oh wait, look who's our Prime Minister
  4. Bill Horton

    Bill Horton Active Member

    A lot can happen in 2.5 hours.
    Too many things can happen in 2.5 hours.
    I will be scared for 2.5 hours.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So if Jones' travails are any indication, ol' George is sitting at the pot right now, butt cheeks a-quivering.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Cheney the president. And that will be different, how?
  7. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Maybe they'll find Dick's undisclosed location during the procedure
  8. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Usually, the Bush Administration is on the other end of the scope.
  9. Aren't you supposed to have a colonoscopy every 10 years? Why does Bush need to have another one already? Special presidential treatment?
  10. franticscribe

    franticscribe Well-Known Member

    Why does President Bush need anesthesia for a colonoscopy?

    It is an unpleasant experience, for sure, and I know that first hand. But I don't see why you'd need to be knocked out for it.
  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Maybe he wants to make sure he doesn't enjoy it so he doesn't catch The Gay.
  12. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I think you get one every five years, so it makes sense.
    And I'm in a happy place over this. Bush is in a world of shit, yay!
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