Are you proud of this Libs?

It's alive!

 

I believe Cheez Doodles are the official snack of SportsJournalists.com. Please keep our sponsors in mind in any future attacks on our dietary habits.

 

I thought it was fruit roll-ups.

 

Fruit roll-ups may be the official quasi candy. I'll check.

 

What about cheese crackers?

 

Hmmmmm....cheese crackers.

 

What exactly would you like to know about cheese crackers, sports chick?

 

As a liberal, I prefer to break the necks of kittens and then drink their blood. That is my snack food. But only if they're free range kittens. I'm not a barbarian.

 

You guys just seem to like them an awful lot is all.

 

As a liberal, I prefer a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)

 

They're really more of a garnish.

 

AWESOME! When did the righties start posting in first person? Self-righteous bullshit mixes well with self-importance, so this is a trend I can get behind.

But not now. Right now, this liberal has some asses to hump. I don't even care who it is, as long as it fits the biblical definition of sodomy.

And I'm not a strict sodomy constructionalist, I know the word "teabag" does not appear anywhere in my Bible, but that doesn't mean that God digs it.

After that, I'm going to teach Michael J. Fox how to lose all motor functions on cue for a political ad. I'm such a devious liberal!