Are you kidding me??

Are Ross, Saget and the regular crew going to be there? Or is it going to be a bunch of redneck untalented buttholes?

 

The worst CC roast was of Jeff Foxworthy. Just lame. Most of the good jokes on Larry were told then.
I'd rather see them chew up Carrot Top, Howie Mandel, Roseanne, or Martin Lawrence.

 

Carrot Top would be amazing because, contrary to what most of the people on this board think, the dude is funny and can dish with the best of them.

I'd love to sit back and watch the back and forth there and Tebow knows there's a lot of material to be made about that orange-haired fucker.

 

Now that I would watch.

 

Can we tell Caliendo and Larry the Cable Guy that it's a double roast? And then when they show up, get out onto the darkened stage and exchange confused glances because no one's there, just implode the fucking theater on them?

 

How about Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, too?

 

I've got a better idea. Why don't we lock them up Saw-style in an old, dirty bathroom and force them to tell each other jokes until one of them kills the other. Then, when the winner emerges, shoot him in the f**king face.

 

Who is Lisa Lampinelli supposed to talk about?

 

I'm sure there will be a black guy somewhere in attendance that she nailed.

 

He deserves to be set on fire.

 

Sure. The more the merrier.

 

You couldn't pay me to watch Carrot Top's execution.