Are you kidding me??

Comedy Central's next roast? Larry the fucking Cable Guy. The roasts haven't just jumped the shark, they've nuked the fridge.

 

Finding something popular and then driving it into the ground is SOP in television. Why should Comedy Central be different?

 

Yes. I actually was kidding you.

But not about this.

 

Absolutely awful. That guy doesn't deserve a roast. It'll be funny, but annoying at the same time. It'll likely be filled with stupid redneck jokes and stupid sexual innuendos involving family members.

 

Well, I'm no expert here but I expect a lot of fart jokes, redneck jokes and jokes about weiners.

So, in other words, when's it air? I need new material.

 

Who's next? Frank Caliendo?

 

Take it back! Sweet Jesus take it back!!

 

Maybe the "roast" could be Madden, GW Bush, Seinfeld, De Nero and all the other people he's impersonated getting together to actually roast him. FOX would be all over that.

 

I'm about 90% sure that Kurt Cobain had a dream about this show right before pulling the trigger.

 

Let's roast Larry the Cable Guy. Literally.

 

Well, I suppose Jeff Ross needs a forum to make jokes about Bea Arthur having gay sex with her brother.....

 

The biggest problem I have with this is that the best part of the Roast is the finale. I love when a host gets up and rips apart everyone in attendance and at home. To me, Larry the Cable Guy is the type of comedian who won't be able to top the likes of Ross and Saget (Assuming he shows). Hell, about the only guy Larry could really make fun of is Artie Lang and he'll likely be dead by the time this event comes around.