Are you good-looking?

According to most people, I suppose so. To my soon-to-be ex? Guess not.

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All the crying babies say that, if I clean myself up a bit and am having a good day, I might hope to be a 2.

 

Provably and demonstrably.

 

Oh, hell yes, girlfriend.

 

Damn. Beat me to it.

 

Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

 

Having let myself go, I'd say right now I'm a 4.

With effort, I could probably max out at a 6, 6.5.

 

Is this the thread where I get to brag about my really big penis?

 

Unless it's on your face, no

 

Is it good-looking?

 

It could cover your face like a phantom of the opera mask - Dave Attell has stories about it.

 

Solid 10

but enough about my credit score