Are you enough of an idiot?

Tired of not being good enough for the NIAFL?

Are you prone to occasional bouts of idiocy?

Or are you just looking for another league to join?

Then I have your solution. That's right -- it's the inaugural Certain Idiots Allowed Fantasy Football League.

Indeed, you're not hallucinating -- we do allow idiots. But it takes a certain kind of idiot to join this league.

Are you willing to draft Daunte Culpepper and Reggie Bush back-to-back with your first two picks?

Have you ever taken Lamont Jordan with the No. 2 pick of the first round? (Hi, spup!)

Have your picks ever been subject to league-wide ridicule?

Then this is the league for you.

No essays are required to join, just describe your occasional or constant idiocy.

Call now, operators are standing by.

 

I was described IN the description of the league. I think that makes me more than qualified for this certain idiots allowed league.

Just for good measure...

I like to go around yelling I AM THE CHARMION OF THE WURLD when I can. I also wear leapord print, purple cat ears when I find them while packing... and my graduation cap from college graduation. I think this might OVER-qualify me for the idiot part of the league, so I better shut up now.

I'll leave you with this... I picked Lamont Jordan 2nd in a draft.

 

Hmmm. Occasional idiocy.

I asked Dr. J for an example of something stupid lately and he said, "Like what? Everything you do is stupid."

Last week I ran into a mailbox with my car.

 

Okay, you're in, FarmerJ. I'll send you the info via PM.

 

Seven spots left.

 

This is a cry for help.

 

Whatever you say, BigDog.

 

How many fantasy leagues are you and the wifey in, Doc?

 

As long as your members understand that no, they are in fact not good enough for the NIAFL, then Godspeed.

 

This makes three. And it will be my last one.

 

Nothing against you, BigDog. But I absolutely do NOT get along with 1 1/2 of the members of your league, so I don't want in anyway. That's why I didn't bother trying to land the spot when it opened up last month.

 

All the more reason to apply for NIAFL membership. Beat those you don't like.

Who's the 1/2 member?