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Are you enough of an idiot?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Aug 30, 2006.


Which is the best football draft date?

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  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Tired of not being good enough for the NIAFL?

    Are you prone to occasional bouts of idiocy?

    Or are you just looking for another league to join?

    Then I have your solution. That's right -- it's the inaugural Certain Idiots Allowed Fantasy Football League.

    Indeed, you're not hallucinating -- we do allow idiots. But it takes a certain kind of idiot to join this league.

    Are you willing to draft Daunte Culpepper and Reggie Bush back-to-back with your first two picks?

    Have you ever taken Lamont Jordan with the No. 2 pick of the first round? (Hi, spup!)

    Have your picks ever been subject to league-wide ridicule?

    Then this is the league for you.

    No essays are required to join, just describe your occasional or constant idiocy.

    Call now, operators are standing by.
  2. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    I was described IN the description of the league. I think that makes me more than qualified for this certain idiots allowed league.

    Just for good measure...

    I like to go around yelling I AM THE CHARMION OF THE WURLD when I can. I also wear leapord print, purple cat ears when I find them while packing... and my graduation cap from college graduation. I think this might OVER-qualify me for the idiot part of the league, so I better shut up now.

    I'll leave you with this... I picked Lamont Jordan 2nd in a draft.
  3. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Hmmm. Occasional idiocy.

    I asked Dr. J for an example of something stupid lately and he said, "Like what? Everything you do is stupid."

    Last week I ran into a mailbox with my car.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Okay, you're in, FarmerJ. I'll send you the info via PM.
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Seven spots left.
  6. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    This is a cry for help.
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Whatever you say, BigDog.
  8. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    How many fantasy leagues are you and the wifey in, Doc?
  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    As long as your members understand that no, they are in fact not good enough for the NIAFL, then Godspeed.
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This makes three. And it will be my last one.
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Nothing against you, BigDog. But I absolutely do NOT get along with 1 1/2 of the members of your league, so I don't want in anyway. That's why I didn't bother trying to land the spot when it opened up last month.
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    All the more reason to apply for NIAFL membership. Beat those you don't like.

    Who's the 1/2 member?
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