Are you afraid to die?

That is pretty good...

 

You're a good person. I did, however, eat a ceiling-water-soaked Triscuit for $8, so your number isn't too far off from reality.

 

I'd just tell my sister that's her head. In fact, I think I used that joke on my brother-in-law on Saturday.

Oh, the classics.

 

You shit yourself.

 

I sure as hell hope not. In the SportsJournalists.com pool, I have dead at age 42, sitting on a toilet with a cheeseburger in one hand and a racy picture of Tiffany Amber Thiessen in the other.

 

Maybe it's a built-in mechanism, but I can't imagine a world without me in it.

 

I'm afraid of dying of certain things (a stroke, Alzheimer's, etc.), but not afraid of death, per se.

 

so you just want to die an easy death, eh?

 

That violates the Law of the Conservation of Energy, I think.

Which, like wearing seat belts, isn't just a good idea – IT'S THE LAW!

 

That's a great way to die, my friend.

 

I actually have a racy picture of her on my toilet. Are you guys watching me?

 

A class photo doesn't count, Xan.