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Are the Italians nuts?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Nov 18, 2006.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    For Katie Holmes' wedding to Mr. Weird Scientology Guy...

    1. The Italian authorities stopped traffic for miles around.
    2. They posted snipers on rooftops.

    I'm sort of pissed if they shut down my town for a wedding of a has-been actor to a B-lister.
  2. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
    Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
    Kumar: Yeah?
    Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
    Kumar: Nice!
  3. Boomer7

    Boomer7 Active Member

    C'mon, Columbo -- Katie Holmes is a nice, wholesome girl.

    And I'm gonna see her boobs.
  4. How many Thetans were present?
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I don't suppose the snipers had orders to shoot Mr. Cruise or Ms. Holmes?
  6. ballscribe

    ballscribe Active Member

    C'mon, they did refuse a request to restrict the air space around the castle, thus allowing the helicopters to get those great "O.J. Freeway" shots.

    Money, contrary to public opinion, cannot buy EVERYTHING. :)

    Is it just me, or has Cruise been seriously putting on the feed bag these days? After all those "sources" talking about how he was monitoring his new wife's post-baby weight-loss efforts, seems to be he was barking up the wrong tree. Meeeeeeee-ow.

    Guys that short can't afford the "freshman 15".
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    This thread is useless without wedding pictures.

  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Consider it ordered.
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Killick, you need to post more often, if only so we can see more of that sidesaddle of yours.
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    WTF is that cat doing after he puts down the beer? Creepy.
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I think he's changing the channel with the remote.
  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    For clarity's sake, War of the Worlds grossed $234 million domestically, just at the box office. That puts it in the top 50 all time, it was the fourth highest grossing film of 2005 in the U.S., and that's to say nothing of foreign box office receipts or DVD sales.

    Mission Impossible III grossed $133 million domestically and almost $400 million worldwide.

    Those aren't exactly the numbers of a has-been.

    *Disclaimer: Obviously, he's insane, she's a terrible actress and the whole shenanigan is annoying.
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