Archie finally chooses between Betty and Veronica!

No, it's Stephen A. Smith.

 

Why is this on S&N? I just noticed that.

 

Actually, it kind of looks like Jim Jackson when he's not in an NBA uniform.

 

He might propose, but there's no guarantee they make it to the wedding.

Reggie finally flips and kills Archie in issue 601.

 

Aren't there more than two women in that town? Christ Archie, spread your wings a bit.

 

There's Midge, but Archie shied away from her after watching all the beatings Reggie took from Moose over her.

 

And there's Josie and however many Pussycats. To say nothing of Sabrina.

 

Yeah, but Josie and the Pussycats are rock stars. If Archie goes for them, he might as well go to CVS when he's done and order crab shampoo and a tiny comb.

 

What about Big Ethel? I guess she was always more into Jughead than Archie.

 

As a kid, I always wanted Archie to choose Betty. But that was so 20th century. In the 21st century, Archie marries Veronica (sans pre-nup agreement). Archie then dumps Veronica, takes half of the Lodge fortune and then lives happily ever after with Betty. Veronica and Reggie marry (it's the second marriage for both). They cheat on one another but "have an understanding." Moose ends up playing pro football and marries Midge. His career is cut short because of an injury and takes out his frustration by beating up Midge. Judhead and Big Ethel marry and have ten kids and end up taking Jon and Kate's place on reality TV.

 

Betty's a whore.