Apartment Living

4.5 acres.


that is all.

 

Wow, that's a pretty big apartment.

 

I hope Petty ends up with a sinkhole on his property. God, I hate him so much.

 

I thought Petty was a sinkhole.

 

I thought he was a sonuvasinkhole.

 

Sinkhole = so. damn. not solid.

 

hold on a second, i need to walk out to my porch and either:
A. pee
B. yell
C. listen to the radio
or
D. touch myself while thinking about arnold


none of which would bother any of my neighbors ... and oh yeah, i can't hear them, either.

 

and, of course, i'm leaning toward D.

 

So how much therapy will it take for Petty's kids to get over seeing their father piss on the porch at midnight?

 

No more than they're in store for already.

 

solid, and solid, gentlemen.