Anybody feel like reading a 1500-word feature?

I would be forever grateful.

 

Wouldn't mind if you'd post it.

 

I'd prefer not to -- would prefer to stay anonymous to the masses here. But thank you for the offer.

 

You know -- you simply could take the byline off the story.

 

And anyone could copy and paste a few lines into LexisNexis and the byline would reappear.

(I'm not usually paranoid, but that's just too easy.)

 

OK, fine, don't e-mail it to me. I'll just go read blogs instead.

 

Flash,

I am currently in the process of emailing it to you. I came back to the thread to copy your email address.

 

Just kidding! Am off to bed. Will give it a read in the morning.