Any Mariotti updates?

He hasn't written since June 26, but he keeps appearing on Around the Horn in front of a Sun-Times backdrop.

 

when I first saw the thread I thought it was "Any Marriott updates?" and I was actually interested

 

Last seen on Halstead taking it up the bunghole

 

He wears a substantial amount of cologne.

 

Around the Horn is the best show on ESPN.

But who's Mariotti?

 

Heard he was bumming spare change at the Cubby Bear

 

Someone just sent me this link, thought people would be interested in a Mariotti mag profile. Nothing special in here, but a few comments are classic.

http://www.chicagomag.com/ME2/dirmod.asp?sid=8642F5EFCEA14A939100AB7214F31861&nm=Archives&type=PubPagi&mod=Publications%3A%3AArticle+Title&mid=61BFC65300D24DB58350C761094153A1&tier=4&id=ABF1C4ECCACE48B58C474F9CE09D6B13&PageId=36AD5DE2E64E4701B17661FDE4F9DCEB

 

Unfortunately, Eddie Munster is still very much with the S-T, as snippy and pissy as ever.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/index.html

Until you brought it up, I hadn't thought about him in two months.

 

You forgot to employ the sarcasm font, I hope.

 

Am I the only one who thinks this line from his Monday column on Urlacher is over the top?

The danger of the Quake by the Lake tonight -- or whatever they're calling this convergence of the Bears, Seattle Seahawks and John Madden's primal grunts -- is that it will cause a surge of premature Super Bowl ejaculation when the NFL season is just beginning.

 

Dammit, I'd been away from the Internet for a few days, saw this thread and was hoping he'd been fired. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

 

Any slot editor with any cajones kills that mother.